Huh??

These incidents are really classic. But it's happening almost daily in my life.

My sister forgot to take her house keys out and ask me to message her when I'm reaching home. Being a good brother like I always am (*ahem*), that's what I did when I'm walking home. So later, I was checking my mails in my room when the door knock. I knew it was my sister cause no one knocks at my house anymore. There's a thing called doorbell invented some centuries ago (I think...), and my poor sister living in THE SAME HOUSE FOR MORE THAN TWO DECADES doesn't seems to realise the fact that the invention was installed successfully about 20 years ago. I open the door and saw her (surprise...surprise).

My Sis: "Xia si ren ar...". (Translation: "You scared me to death")

Me: "Huh????"

I'm not holding any knifes or sharp objects, nor am I wearing an apron with blood smear all over it. I don't know what came over her to have that remark processed from her brain to her mouth. She SMS me to open the door for her when she reach, yet she was shock out of her guts when I open the door. Who was she expecting?? Brad Pitt?? hmmm.... women are funny.

After some useless conversations about me shooing her out if she's not interested in coming in, she offers me some food and ask me if I want some. Being the good brother like I am (*AHEM*), I took the plastic bag and see what the servant...I mean my sister, bought.

One curry puff, and one popiah.... that was her dinner (poor girl). I chose the popiah when she ask me to take either one of them.

My Sis: "Why you take the popiah?? You take the curry puff la."

Me: "HUHHHH?????"

She want me to choose either one, so I did. Then she try to be funny again when she wants to eat the popiah instead. Then why in the almightly-galaxy-there's-one-solar-system-and-the-third-rock-from-the-sun-called-earth-aka-world she ask me to choose IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Hmmm....women are strange and funny.

In case you are wondering, she's reaching thirty this year. Yup, she's my OLDER sister, not YOUNGER sister. That's just some pathetic and funny (strange too~!) stories happening while staying with her. Sad.....but true.

P.S. Guys out there... don't think too much....you know what I mean.