Crazy Bastard

Was feeling bored just now, and my mind was starting to wander into a galaxy far, far away. It's been a while since I've really think about things happening. I'm so busy at this point in my life that so many things I felt important before, becomes useless and a waste of time. So I was thinking, what are the things I must do before I die?? I'm not talking about the usual sad stuffs like saying goodbye to all my love ones, saying sorry to some people in my life and hope to be forgiven, blah blah blah blah........

What I'm talking about is the CRAZY things I must do before I kick the bucket. I'm talking about a rather joyful kind of feeling and things that I've missed out, or want to experience, with all the time and resourses I have further on in life. So I've came up with a list just now, while I was...ahem... doing my business...erm...in the toilet. But this list don't means that it won't change down the road (at least not for another half an hour... :P).



Ten CRAZY Things I Must Do Before I Die 2006

1) A trip to Japan (I'm going to eat sashimi till I have diarrhoea, go shopping like a mad man, and a visit to Disneyland...just to punch Mickey Mouse in the face. :P)

2) Eat three Big Macs at one go. (So far I'd only manage to finish two)

3) Attend Slipknot concert in the US wearing S league jersey. (They had to mellow down the last time they came here...and it's not fun not to hear them swear all the time)

4) Dye my hair bright red. (Maybe I'll look like I'm 18 again)

5) Get Marilyn Manson's signature on my boxer shorts.

6) Own a dog and teach it how to do backflips. (Think this is the hardest task of all ten)

7) Rent and finish all the movies I wanted to watch at any point of time in my life. (Oh...it's not that many, only 13, 458 left to go..)

8) Try snake meat, crocodile meat, shark meat, lion meat, elephant meat, tiger meat and other exotic dishes that I can't think of right now (No dogs...I love dogs)

9) Doing funny faces while I'm on national TV. (I'd only tried once in a concert and everyone can see my stupid face on the big screen...but I had no kick out of that)

10) And last but not least... .... .... ... touch a cat. (Don't ask me why...)