Most Awesome Playing Loved Entertainment (MAPLE)

"What in the living hell is this thing called Maple Story?? So childish and stupid..."

These are the thoughts that went thru my head before, and right now I'm addicted to this game. (I know you can't see me, but I'd been slapping my face since Monday, for saying that to my friends previously.)

It's a cute game with cute characters and in no other way I would find myself loving this game, especially for a grown up like me. (slap slap slap slap) I also can't figure out how I can lose endless hours of sleep and tv just for this game. (slap slap) And right now I'll just reach home and on my PC, and it's game time till my eyes are swollen, my stomach is growling, and the flies are attracted to my odour. (slap slap slap)

In fact, I've been thinking of trying out a new way to eat, shit and bathe at the same time, to cut short my daily routines at home, just for the sake of gaming. (slap slap slap slap slap)

But there are some side effects though, my social life is now gone, my joints are aching, my head is killing me, my hands are swollen from the constant slapping, and my face are bruised with the constant slapping. (slap slap slap SLAP~!!!!!!)

Well, I guess there are some pros and cons doing everything. And I think I should give up............slapping myself so I can play the game now~!!!! WooHooooooo~~!!!!!